Today I will be teaching you how to stay alive while living life. One of the main reasons people die is because pyhcopaths get angry and feel like killing. The best way to prevent them from killing you is to either notice who the crazy people might be and befriend them or just don't be an A-hole towards people in general. Another reason why people die is because of lack of exercise fat people die alot. They have heart attacks, can't run fast enough from a killer beast, or their stomach explodes. By all means, fatties are awesome people; but if you want to increase your survival rate, put down the twinkie, pizza, donut, hamburger, and all types of greasy junk food; and go for a walk. Be careful where your walking though, some deaths occur on the way to places, someone could jump out and stab you, you could fall down a manhole, you could step on a venomous viper, or you could even get crushed by a space rock.

OMG! new way to die that I nearly just experienced, Stay Away From Chairs With Wheels! I almost fell out of one and broke my neck. Can you imagine if I died and couldn't finish this blog? I bet all my readers would be devestated.
Basically every thing written above are ways to help prevent death, but no matter the precautions taken death is still likely to strike; haven't you ever seen final destination? either way its not a bad idea to go about following the rules of safe living. It is suggested that you do so unless you find life without risk not worth living for. anyway, it's more or less your decision whether or not to live, but if you do want to increase your chances it'd be a good idea to refrain from doing any of the seven deadly sins, which I don't feel like looking up right now so ill just have to leave my audience on a cliff hanger. So, ha ha you don't get....