Hello my adoring fans. I love you all, except you; I don't like you. Yeah, I'm talking to you. What are you still doing looking at my sight? leave me alone; go eat a snickers or something, jeez. Ok, now that that loser is gone I can speak to you. O.o WTF? I told you to go away what are you doing back here? You couldn't find a snickers... >=[ .Okay, walk out of your house, get into your car.. What do you mean you don't have a car? Everyone your age has a car. The fact that I don't have a car is beside the point. Fine fine whatever, take a bike or just walk to a store that sells snickers and by the time you've gotten there and back I will have finished my story. Oh and while you're there you should pick me up a mountain dew. Aww come on, you wouldn't want to read this; It's mostly about me talking to you anyway. Tell you what, If you get me a mountain dew I will personally sing to you. Alright we got a deal, awesome.
So you're probably all wondering what's new, well nothing much has been going on; but I do have some bad news. Friday morning, at school I past a bobby pin on the floor. It's been two weeks since my last siting. Some may believe that means there are less of them, but I think it means they are getting better at hiding. The one I saw on Friday just got misplaced and that's the only reason why I noticed it. Beware of the bobby pins; they are very dangerous. I have good reason to believe they are being controlled by an alternate force. We are all being watched, so be careful what you do and where you go.
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
My Good Week
Since my last blog, the bobby pin incident is officially over and we can all rest easy knowing that I am safe from harm. During the past week I've gone about to reach the peak of the zone; some good things have been happening to me. I got to run with a buddy of mine for class president and vice president. I played the role of vice presidential candidate. Then, I had myself a good ole three day weekend.
On Monday for some reason my fifth period class convinced me to break out of my shell, seventh period I won the election mentioned above, and tore my shell even further with the singing of nearly the full song. When I got out of school, I noticed my best friend from Minnesota, who was on his spring break for the week, had his car parked outside the house he was staying at; so I decided to play a typical Dillon prank. I got in the backseat of the unlocked vehicle, called his phone, and told him to pick me up for a ride home. Ten minutes of being cramped on the back floorboard, he comes out to the car and sat in the driver's seat. I sat up in the back seat and he freaked out.... hehehee.
On Tuesday I got a two hour free period, so I went out to eat and played disc golf with my Minnesotan friend. When I got back to school I managed to jump out of my shell and burn it with a magnifying glass by singing to my gym class (with the help of Meyer and some others).
On Wednesday I started to re-enter the shell, but I still managed to start shouting in fifth period; and I have some crazy stuff planned for Friday and Monday.
Thank you for reading my blog and good luck to those who still need to complete theirs before midnight.
On Monday for some reason my fifth period class convinced me to break out of my shell, seventh period I won the election mentioned above, and tore my shell even further with the singing of nearly the full song. When I got out of school, I noticed my best friend from Minnesota, who was on his spring break for the week, had his car parked outside the house he was staying at; so I decided to play a typical Dillon prank. I got in the backseat of the unlocked vehicle, called his phone, and told him to pick me up for a ride home. Ten minutes of being cramped on the back floorboard, he comes out to the car and sat in the driver's seat. I sat up in the back seat and he freaked out.... hehehee.
On Tuesday I got a two hour free period, so I went out to eat and played disc golf with my Minnesotan friend. When I got back to school I managed to jump out of my shell and burn it with a magnifying glass by singing to my gym class (with the help of Meyer and some others).
On Wednesday I started to re-enter the shell, but I still managed to start shouting in fifth period; and I have some crazy stuff planned for Friday and Monday.
Thank you for reading my blog and good luck to those who still need to complete theirs before midnight.
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Mar 25, 12:53pm: Dear readers, I am afraid for my life! I am being followed. The other day in gym class I used a hockey stick to hit a bobby pin across the gym floor and out of sight. The past 23 hours I lived my life normally; but now as I walked into the computer lab and sat down at my usual seat, there, on the computer sat a bobby pin staring me in the face. I had to flick it in the face across the room to keep into from gazing into my soul. I am currently on sure what I will do to survive, but for now I must leave you because I need to focus on my essay at this time.
Mar 26, 1:41pm: Dear readers, some time has past since my last entry. The bobby pin, so far, has only been stalking me within the boundaries of school. I currently sit in my reclining chair with my laptop feeling comfortable and yet timid. for the mere mentioning of this bobby pin makes me feel as if it is somewhere in the room observing my every move, of course, if it were in the room I don't think I'd be alive to make this entry. I fear the bobby pin has supernatural powers, as if it could devour my soul and cripple me from the inside-out. Unfortunately for you, my readers, I most go; I will try to get back as soon as I can.
Mar 27, 1:57pm: Dear readers, Until I go back to school I cannot be sure if this bobby pin incident is completely over. It seems safe outside of the learning facility, and I can relax with peace in mind. If the bobby pins continue I will let you know, but for now these particular entries are due in 18 hours and I have no school between now and then, so I'll talk to you later.
P.s. Try saying this five times fast: Pound sign, question mark, star, exclamation point.
Mar 26, 1:41pm: Dear readers, some time has past since my last entry. The bobby pin, so far, has only been stalking me within the boundaries of school. I currently sit in my reclining chair with my laptop feeling comfortable and yet timid. for the mere mentioning of this bobby pin makes me feel as if it is somewhere in the room observing my every move, of course, if it were in the room I don't think I'd be alive to make this entry. I fear the bobby pin has supernatural powers, as if it could devour my soul and cripple me from the inside-out. Unfortunately for you, my readers, I most go; I will try to get back as soon as I can.
Mar 27, 1:57pm: Dear readers, Until I go back to school I cannot be sure if this bobby pin incident is completely over. It seems safe outside of the learning facility, and I can relax with peace in mind. If the bobby pins continue I will let you know, but for now these particular entries are due in 18 hours and I have no school between now and then, so I'll talk to you later.
P.s. Try saying this five times fast: Pound sign, question mark, star, exclamation point.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Today I will be teaching you how to stay alive while living life. One of the main reasons people die is because pyhcopaths get angry and feel like killing. The best way to prevent them from killing you is to either notice who the crazy people might be and befriend them or just don't be an A-hole towards people in general. Another reason why people die is because of lack of exercise fat people die alot. They have heart attacks, can't run fast enough from a killer beast, or their stomach explodes. By all means, fatties are awesome people; but if you want to increase your survival rate, put down the twinkie, pizza, donut, hamburger, and all types of greasy junk food; and go for a walk. Be careful where your walking though, some deaths occur on the way to places, someone could jump out and stab you, you could fall down a manhole, you could step on a venomous viper, or you could even get crushed by a space rock.
OMG! new way to die that I nearly just experienced, Stay Away From Chairs With Wheels! I almost fell out of one and broke my neck. Can you imagine if I died and couldn't finish this blog? I bet all my readers would be devestated.
Basically every thing written above are ways to help prevent death, but no matter the precautions taken death is still likely to strike; haven't you ever seen final destination? either way its not a bad idea to go about following the rules of safe living. It is suggested that you do so unless you find life without risk not worth living for. anyway, it's more or less your decision whether or not to live, but if you do want to increase your chances it'd be a good idea to refrain from doing any of the seven deadly sins, which I don't feel like looking up right now so ill just have to leave my audience on a cliff hanger. So, ha ha you don't get....
OMG! new way to die that I nearly just experienced, Stay Away From Chairs With Wheels! I almost fell out of one and broke my neck. Can you imagine if I died and couldn't finish this blog? I bet all my readers would be devestated.
Basically every thing written above are ways to help prevent death, but no matter the precautions taken death is still likely to strike; haven't you ever seen final destination? either way its not a bad idea to go about following the rules of safe living. It is suggested that you do so unless you find life without risk not worth living for. anyway, it's more or less your decision whether or not to live, but if you do want to increase your chances it'd be a good idea to refrain from doing any of the seven deadly sins, which I don't feel like looking up right now so ill just have to leave my audience on a cliff hanger. So, ha ha you don't get....
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Movie business
A good portion of people in the movie business don't care about their viewers. They are nothing but rich shnobs that only care about putting a little extra money in their pocket. One of the terrible things that they do is not completing a story line or wrecking the story so badly that it is unable to continue the story. For example, in Spiderman 3 they completely messed up the portrayal of the villain known as Venom and Harry Osborn got killed, "What's up with that!?" Anyway, the movie Spiderman 4 has been taken over by a different company, Toby Maguire will no longer be acting in the movie, and the story line has skewed into an alternate reality from the other movies. On the up hand, however, the new company will supposedly get back on track.
Another example, in movie series like Open Season, Harry Potter, and Iron Man; actors are not completing their role in the characters they have portrayed. In Open season 3 the voices of both Boog and Elliot have been changed. In Harry Potter 7 part 1 the voice of Dobby the house-elf is different from Harry Potter 2. In Iron Man 2 the actor change of, fictional character, Rhodey was the worst, of course, because the character changed not only in audio, but in appearance as well. These actors just don't seem to care about their viewers. It shouldn't matter whether or not they think they're getting paid enough. If payment isn't the case and the actor gets fired, said actor should have been more responsible to prevent infamy.
Finally, Television networks that are already very rich do NOT need to be canceling TV series before the story line is complete. Shows were not meant to end with giant cliffhangers. Networks that do this are projecting a big middle finger to their audiences, and it is something worthy of great anger.
Another example, in movie series like Open Season, Harry Potter, and Iron Man; actors are not completing their role in the characters they have portrayed. In Open season 3 the voices of both Boog and Elliot have been changed. In Harry Potter 7 part 1 the voice of Dobby the house-elf is different from Harry Potter 2. In Iron Man 2 the actor change of, fictional character, Rhodey was the worst, of course, because the character changed not only in audio, but in appearance as well. These actors just don't seem to care about their viewers. It shouldn't matter whether or not they think they're getting paid enough. If payment isn't the case and the actor gets fired, said actor should have been more responsible to prevent infamy.
Finally, Television networks that are already very rich do NOT need to be canceling TV series before the story line is complete. Shows were not meant to end with giant cliffhangers. Networks that do this are projecting a big middle finger to their audiences, and it is something worthy of great anger.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
blog number one
I believe corn detasseling machines should no longer be made, bought, distributed, or even used in any way because they are a waist of money and make human work more difficult. They can't successfully pick all the tassels and people have to go in after them. The makers of these useless machines are happily making money while the machines themselves harden the work of detasseling crews. The machine is least productive on its own and the combined power of machine and human would still be worse then a team of just humans. No science has been put into this. It is just well thought out by someone who has had experience detasseling in a cornfield.
Reasons for my belief consist of the fact that detasselers are sent out to make up for the inaccuracy of the machines. They have to walk through multiple rows of corn looking for the tassels the machine missed and remove them themselves. The searching for tassels is difficult both mentally and physically. It is difficult physically because the eyes can get strained and begin to hurt. It is difficult mentally because someone who cares about their work can get stressed when they keep worrying about whether or not they missed a tassel. If the machine were not used in the crop the detasseler would be aware that each stalk of corn had a tassel in it and could therefore not bother searching for tassels or worrying about missing them.
It is, of course, debatable whether the machine really does prove to harden the work of the people or how less productive it may be. Some may argue that the physical labor of lifting the arms more often would prove to be more work however, workers like myself tend to keep their arms poised for action even though there may not be any noticeable tassels for a while. Others may say that the supposed extra work of lifting the arms may increase the workers desire to walk through the field while purposely skipping many tassels. Honestly though, the knowledge of leaving behind a large amount of tassels should dissuade people from running ahead in a non-machined field compared to the "oh there may be a few left behind but its ok" thought process of many when going though a machined field. So, in the long run detasseling machine bad, human workers good.
Reasons for my belief consist of the fact that detasselers are sent out to make up for the inaccuracy of the machines. They have to walk through multiple rows of corn looking for the tassels the machine missed and remove them themselves. The searching for tassels is difficult both mentally and physically. It is difficult physically because the eyes can get strained and begin to hurt. It is difficult mentally because someone who cares about their work can get stressed when they keep worrying about whether or not they missed a tassel. If the machine were not used in the crop the detasseler would be aware that each stalk of corn had a tassel in it and could therefore not bother searching for tassels or worrying about missing them.
It is, of course, debatable whether the machine really does prove to harden the work of the people or how less productive it may be. Some may argue that the physical labor of lifting the arms more often would prove to be more work however, workers like myself tend to keep their arms poised for action even though there may not be any noticeable tassels for a while. Others may say that the supposed extra work of lifting the arms may increase the workers desire to walk through the field while purposely skipping many tassels. Honestly though, the knowledge of leaving behind a large amount of tassels should dissuade people from running ahead in a non-machined field compared to the "oh there may be a few left behind but its ok" thought process of many when going though a machined field. So, in the long run detasseling machine bad, human workers good.
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