Hello my adoring fans. I love you all, except you; I don't like you. Yeah, I'm talking to you. What are you still doing looking at my sight? leave me alone; go eat a snickers or something, jeez. Ok, now that that loser is gone I can speak to you. O.o WTF? I told you to go away what are you doing back here? You couldn't find a snickers... >=[ .Okay, walk out of your house, get into your car.. What do you mean you don't have a car? Everyone your age has a car. The fact that I don't have a car is beside the point. Fine fine whatever, take a bike or just walk to a store that sells snickers and by the time you've gotten there and back I will have finished my story. Oh and while you're there you should pick me up a mountain dew. Aww come on, you wouldn't want to read this; It's mostly about me talking to you anyway. Tell you what, If you get  me a mountain dew I will personally sing to you. Alright we got a deal, awesome.
So you're probably all wondering what's new, well nothing much has been going on; but I do have some bad news. Friday morning, at school I past a bobby pin on the floor. It's been two weeks since my last siting. Some may believe that means there are less of them, but I think it means they are getting better at hiding. The one I saw on Friday just got misplaced and that's the only reason why I noticed it. Beware of the bobby pins; they are very dangerous. I have good reason to believe they are being controlled by an alternate force. We are all being watched, so be careful what you do and where you go.

My Good Week

Since my last blog, the bobby pin incident is officially over and we can all rest easy knowing that I am safe from harm. During the past week I've gone about to reach the peak of the zone; some good things have been happening to me. I got to run with a buddy of mine for class president and vice president. I played the role of vice presidential candidate. Then, I had myself a good ole three day weekend.
On Monday for some reason my fifth period class convinced me to break out of my shell, seventh period I won the election mentioned above, and tore my shell even further with the singing of nearly the full song. When I got out of school, I noticed my best friend from Minnesota, who was on his spring break for the week, had his car parked outside the house he was staying at; so I decided to play a typical Dillon prank. I got in the backseat of the unlocked vehicle, called his phone, and told him to pick me up for a ride home. Ten minutes of being cramped on the back floorboard, he comes out to the car and sat in the driver's seat. I sat up in the back seat and he freaked out.... hehehee.
On Tuesday I got a two hour free period, so I went out to eat and played disc golf with my Minnesotan friend. When I got back to school I managed to jump out of my shell and burn it with a magnifying glass by singing to my gym class (with the help of Meyer and some others).
On Wednesday I started to re-enter  the shell, but I still managed to start shouting in fifth period; and I have some crazy stuff planned for Friday and Monday.
Thank you for reading my blog and good luck to those who still need to complete theirs before midnight.