Mar 25, 12:53pm: Dear readers, I am afraid for my life! I am being followed. The other day in gym class I used a hockey stick to hit a bobby pin across the gym floor and out of sight. The past 23 hours I lived my life normally; but now as I walked into the computer lab and sat down at my usual seat, there, on the computer sat a bobby pin staring me in the face. I had to flick it in the face across the room to keep into from gazing into my soul. I am currently on sure what I will do to survive, but for now I must leave you because I need to focus on my essay at this time.

Mar 26, 1:41pm: Dear readers, some time has past since my last entry. The bobby pin, so far, has only been stalking me within the boundaries of school. I currently sit in my reclining chair with my laptop feeling comfortable and yet timid. for the mere mentioning of this bobby pin makes me feel as if it is somewhere in the room observing my every move, of course, if it were in the room I don't think I'd be alive to make this entry. I fear the bobby pin has supernatural powers, as if it could devour my soul and cripple me from the inside-out. Unfortunately for you, my readers, I most go; I will try to get back as soon as I can.

Mar 27, 1:57pm: Dear readers, Until I go back to school I cannot be sure if this bobby pin incident is completely over. It seems safe outside of the learning facility, and I can relax with peace in mind. If the bobby pins continue I will let you know, but for now these particular entries are due in 18 hours and I have no school between now and then, so I'll talk to you later.

P.s. Try saying this five times fast: Pound sign, question mark, star, exclamation point.

Today I will be teaching you how to stay alive while living life. One of the main reasons people die is because pyhcopaths get angry and feel like killing. The best way to prevent them from killing you is to either notice who the crazy people might be and befriend them or just don't be an A-hole towards people in general. Another reason why people die is because of lack of exercise fat people die alot. They have heart attacks, can't run fast enough from a killer beast, or their stomach explodes. By all means, fatties are awesome people; but if you want to increase your survival rate, put down the twinkie, pizza, donut, hamburger, and all types of greasy junk food; and go for a walk. Be careful where your walking though, some deaths occur on the way to places, someone could jump out and stab you, you could fall down a manhole, you could step on a venomous viper, or you could even get crushed by a space rock.

OMG! new way to die that I nearly just experienced, Stay Away From Chairs With Wheels! I almost fell out of one and broke my neck. Can you imagine if I died and couldn't finish this blog? I bet all my readers would be devestated.
Basically every thing written above are ways to help prevent death, but no matter the precautions taken death is still likely to strike; haven't you ever seen final destination? either way its not a bad idea to go about following the rules of safe living. It is suggested that you do so unless you find life without risk not worth living for. anyway, it's more or less your decision whether or not to live, but if you do want to increase your chances it'd be a good idea to refrain from doing any of the seven deadly sins, which I don't feel like looking up right now so ill just have to leave my audience on a cliff hanger. So, ha ha you don't get....