Mar 25, 12:53pm: Dear readers, I am afraid for my life! I am being followed. The other day in gym class I used a hockey stick to hit a bobby pin across the gym floor and out of sight. The past 23 hours I lived my life normally; but now as I walked into the computer lab and sat down at my usual seat, there, on the computer sat a bobby pin staring me in the face. I had to flick it in the face across the room to keep into from gazing into my soul. I am currently on sure what I will do to survive, but for now I must leave you because I need to focus on my essay at this time.

Mar 26, 1:41pm: Dear readers, some time has past since my last entry. The bobby pin, so far, has only been stalking me within the boundaries of school. I currently sit in my reclining chair with my laptop feeling comfortable and yet timid. for the mere mentioning of this bobby pin makes me feel as if it is somewhere in the room observing my every move, of course, if it were in the room I don't think I'd be alive to make this entry. I fear the bobby pin has supernatural powers, as if it could devour my soul and cripple me from the inside-out. Unfortunately for you, my readers, I most go; I will try to get back as soon as I can.

Mar 27, 1:57pm: Dear readers, Until I go back to school I cannot be sure if this bobby pin incident is completely over. It seems safe outside of the learning facility, and I can relax with peace in mind. If the bobby pins continue I will let you know, but for now these particular entries are due in 18 hours and I have no school between now and then, so I'll talk to you later.

P.s. Try saying this five times fast: Pound sign, question mark, star, exclamation point.