Hello my adoring fans. I love you all, except you; I don't like you. Yeah, I'm talking to you. What are you still doing looking at my sight? leave me alone; go eat a snickers or something, jeez. Ok, now that that loser is gone I can speak to you. O.o WTF? I told you to go away what are you doing back here? You couldn't find a snickers... >=[ .Okay, walk out of your house, get into your car.. What do you mean you don't have a car? Everyone your age has a car. The fact that I don't have a car is beside the point. Fine fine whatever, take a bike or just walk to a store that sells snickers and by the time you've gotten there and back I will have finished my story. Oh and while you're there you should pick me up a mountain dew. Aww come on, you wouldn't want to read this; It's mostly about me talking to you anyway. Tell you what, If you get  me a mountain dew I will personally sing to you. Alright we got a deal, awesome.
So you're probably all wondering what's new, well nothing much has been going on; but I do have some bad news. Friday morning, at school I past a bobby pin on the floor. It's been two weeks since my last siting. Some may believe that means there are less of them, but I think it means they are getting better at hiding. The one I saw on Friday just got misplaced and that's the only reason why I noticed it. Beware of the bobby pins; they are very dangerous. I have good reason to believe they are being controlled by an alternate force. We are all being watched, so be careful what you do and where you go.